This morning was too beautiful to stay in. I took myself to my favorite bench in the park to bask in the warmth of an unusually temperate February morning. As I sip from my red-leather (color coordinated to match my hair) non-spill thermos my first taste of a freshly brewed Ethiopian Yirgacheffe, I begin to ponder. “Could there be anything more beautiful than this moment? The gorgeous morning sky, the fresh air, a feeling that spring is just around the corner, and a delicious taste of a perfect cup of coffee! How is it that something that makes me so happy…how can this be so wrong?”
At that moment, I look up and see a slightly overweight male jogger pass by with no shirt on, wearing only tight, tiny blue parachute shorts. Okay, there ARE some things that are just so wrong…
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